by Kristie LeVangie
Last Saturday, June 14th, at about 12:45 in the afternoon, in a Walmart in Tulsa, Oklahoma, older ladies in Spandex pajama pants were the least of Walmart’s troubling displays.
Witnesses reported Derek Bennett, a 26-year-old man, was caught masturbating in the grocery section of his local Walmart.
He was booked on two counts of indecent exposure after security cameras caught him pulling his genitals from his pants and proceeding with his business. After he “came” to completion, he left the store where he was arrested when officers pulled him over in his vehicle.
He interrupted officers attempting to read him his rights and reportedly told them he “went to high school” and “knew his rights.” He went on to admit to the offense but stated he was surprised that people had actually seen him. He offered up that he was completely sober.
Bennett is currently in the Tulsa County Jail as he has yet to offer up the $10,000 bail amount set by the judge in this case.
Once again we are let to play “What’s his motive?” as no explanation has been offered up for his grocery aisle antics. So I’ll go first.
He was trying to figure out how they get the cream inside the Twinkie-like sponge cakes?