Caught! “Hot” Yoga Gets This Chick High

by Kristie LeVangie

For today’s story, we go to Ocala, Florida, where police found a woman doing yoga…

in the middle of the road…

with her truck still running…

and her pants around her ankles…

and a nasty little drug problem.

Michele Rene CernakPolice in Ocala, Florida, picked up Michele Rene Cernak on Wednesday afternoon after they found her doing yoga half-naked just blocks away from a middle school.

Witnesses claim that in-between stretches, she was removing articles of clothing.  By the time they got to her, she was in the middle of the street with her pants around her ankles.

Michele Rene Cernak, who is 51 and a resident of Texas, parked her gold Chevy GMC pickup truck on the side of the road, left it running and decided to do a bit of “hot” yoga.  (Okay, maybe not so hot judging from this picture.)

Hey, when you gotta stretch…

When officers searched her pickup, they found a syringe, heroin, 3 types of prescription medications, and a crack pipe.

How was she even able to drive???

Shame, shame, Ms. Cernak.

She is currently being held in the Marion County Jail on $5000 bond and is being charged with a “few” counts of possession.

Not to stretch this story even further, but…

I have to try this yoga thing out.  It must be wonderful.




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